A new career.
12 September 2011 02:09 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
timpeltjeWhen plans are being concocted, it seems as if anything is possible....
I was thinking of becoming a self-thought plastic surgeon. How hard can it be to suck some fat out of a belly, botox the crap out of some wrinkles and increase the volume of phalluses?
I already found the perfect operating table from where I could do my work....
BROCHURE TEXT
Welcome to Timmy The Tim Tim's plastic surgery clinic.
It seems that you have finally come to terms with the limitations of your appearance AND you chose to do something about it.
At Timmy The Tim Tim's we can sculpt the beauty out of the eyesore that is you, we guarantee it.*
At Timmy The Tim Tim's clinic, you now receive one free breast enhancement (left breast only) if you book a liposuction before 12/12/2011, just in time to show off your new You for the Christmas holidays.
BOOK NOW!
*We don't guarantee it. All customers will receive one free clown's mask in the likely even that the operation should fail.
I was thinking of becoming a self-thought plastic surgeon. How hard can it be to suck some fat out of a belly, botox the crap out of some wrinkles and increase the volume of phalluses?
I already found the perfect operating table from where I could do my work....
BROCHURE TEXT
Welcome to Timmy The Tim Tim's plastic surgery clinic.
It seems that you have finally come to terms with the limitations of your appearance AND you chose to do something about it.
At Timmy The Tim Tim's we can sculpt the beauty out of the eyesore that is you, we guarantee it.*
At Timmy The Tim Tim's clinic, you now receive one free breast enhancement (left breast only) if you book a liposuction before 12/12/2011, just in time to show off your new You for the Christmas holidays.
BOOK NOW!
*We don't guarantee it. All customers will receive one free clown's mask in the likely even that the operation should fail.
