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- I could never be a lorry driver because I don't like it all that much when I sweat and am unwashed. My belly also needs to expand for me to ever induce vomiting on other people along the motorway because of course I won't be wearing any shirt. 
- It took me about 10 hours longer to arrive than advertised on Google Navigation, but that's only because Timmy took his time to eat meat balls with mashed potatoes and watched American Dad during my breaks. I do want my next car to be a hearse, it'll be 100 times more comfortable to sleep in than my thing.
- it was harder than I thought to buy toothpaste in my area on a Sunday. Most small shops that were open only sold alcohol, it seems as if nobody really cares about dental hygiene on a Sunday (and since I hadn't packed any, it was an emergency). 
- When I was walking around today, I saw a gay club called "FICKEN3000" and I appreciated it that literally *nothing* was left to the imagination, you have to commend the straightforwardness of the Germans (perhaps the 3000 could be interpreted in various ways... maybe there are 2999 men just waiting for you to come in, or maybe it's a reference to the possible number of diseases you could get there, nobody knows for sure...).
- Everything will be fine. 


Date: 6 August 2010 04:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] timpeltje.livejournal.com
meer heeft een mens niet nodig hier... Zalig :-)