pain

I'm in a state of constant physical pain right now and it is making me numb. I sleep so very bad because I can't turn or do anything without feeling a surge of pain running through my left shoulder. The painkillers do not take away the most painful surges.
I'm also getting quite a bit frustrated because I am so fucking helpless now with one arm tightly tied against my body and completely unusable.
it takes three minutes to put on my trousers, it is impossible to wear my contact lenses, it takes me two minutes to open a bottle. My food needs to be cut or mashed before I can eat it.

How To Use Lavatory Paper When Suffering From A Collarbone Fracture:

You need to be a patient with a broken claviscula (if not found, take random pedestrian and break his collarbone and give this manual to him).
eat and drink as much as possible (use mixer for large chunks of food)
throw yourself on the toilet and do your thing.
take the lavatory paper and hold it by the loose end.
throw it as far as you need.
put your foot on the amount of paper you need and cut it off using your good hand.
apply.
repeat if necessary.