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Created on 2011-07-29 23:38:09 (#960310), last updated 2014-02-25 (186 weeks ago)

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Birthdate:Jul 16
I am yer not-everyday poet, intellectual prick, pricking moron, barking artist, postmodern translator, misanthropic writer, ironic novelist, spastic philosopher, blind photographer, passive world-improver, incontinent rainmaker, brick layer, free masoner, caught masoner, dreamer, self-indulgent piece of shit, Dorian Gray, Ikaros, retired nudist, nude bohemian, aggressive milkman, monogamous polyglot, gregarious ostrich breeder, practitioner of Comedia del `Arte, creationist Darwinist (considering myself intelligently designed), profet and so much more.

oh! I am also a bedwetter and a narcissist. I combine them splendidly.

When I die (June 8th 2046) I don't want to be cremated or buried. I would like to get stuffed and be put on a square (I don't care which one) wearing only lederhosen and a tomato.

if anything, I am a work-in-progress. And I like chocolate.
And kittens.
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